Top Six Printer Jokes
Just when you thought computer literate people could not be more condescending about those less fortunate computer illiterates, and I do mean that with a certain amount of sarcasm, they come out with even more printer, ink and cartridge jokes than one could possibly read in several micro-nano seconds of a life time. Well that took a long time did it not? What you say? You did not read all the jokes about printer, cartridges, ink and cartridge in several micro-nano seconds? Good, because I couldn’t find any. I did, however run across the top five internet jokes about printers. Well, they are sort of funny anyway.
You have just received your new printer and the box looks damaged with a nice expensive printer inside. All looks hopeless throw out the box it will likely not work.
What will my printer warranty cover? Your mouse pad
When the office printer color started to look a little off the manager called the local repair shop. To the manager’s surprise the clerk said that it would cost $50 but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself. The manager replied in astonishment “does your boss know that you discourage business that way? Yes, replied the clerk. It was his idea. We make more on repairs than cleanings if the owner tries to do it himself first.
A woman called tech support and said her computer couldn’t find the printer. The tech asked, “are you working under windows?” The woman replied “no I’m near the door but the guy in the next cubical is working under a window and his printer works fine.”
The printer is comprised of three main parts; the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
When the printer still will not work after 20 tries; try sending the print job to all 100 printers in the office. One of them is bound to work.
The fact that these five jokes are about all I found in the reference of printer jokes it is a sad state of affairs. How are cartridge sales people supposed to open a conversation with the local ink sales guy.
Generally, there are only so many ways to say; have you heard the one about the cartridge, printer and ink sales guys that walked into a bar? And then come up with a punch line. I know that I sure as heck do not have one. But I’ll tell you that if ink, cartridge and printer sales guys do walk into a bar I would want that punch line.
So, all you tech people with all those tech support questions and jokes, and all you managers that appear to be busy but are only using your drama degree get on the stick. My ink, cartridge and printer guys need a punch line and fast.
That’s right and fast they can see the light coming and it is blue. Some of the tech guys say it fades to black but we all know about the dreaded blue screen don’t we.
About the Author:
This Article is written by James Kara Murat from PrintCountry.com, the contributor of PrintCountry Printer Ink Cartridge Blog. A longer version of this article is located at Top Six Printer Jokes, and some related articles can be found at Get Creative with Old Printer Cartridges
Top 5 Multifunction Printers in the Market for Home Office Use
Multifunction printers have been talked about to a great extent in the last couple of years. So what’s the hype all about or rather why are they so great? The very fact that they have printer, copier and scanner all enclosed in the same unit offers a powerful combination of functionality and compactness. These especially are great for small businesses or home-based offices that cannot afford to buy separate printers, copiers and scanners for their daily requirements.
The top 5 in the market
When it comes to multifunction printers for home offices, one needs to look at several aspects – the first being the cost – though of course cost isn’t the only driver. Here we look at the top 5 picks in the best multifunctional printers and also state why they’re so good.
1. Brother MFC- 7820N Printer
This one’s a winner all the way. All of Brother’s multifunctional printers come with easy installation and set up. However, what sets this one apart from its siblings are compactness, high speed and affordability. It has sharp and crisp laser quality printing, has a scanning resolution of around 1200x1200 dpi. It has good quality fax as well. The layout and design is one of the most note-worthy aspects of this multifunction printer. The feeder in the printer is especially designed for even envelop printing, which makes this even more versatile. With an average speed of 20 ppm and a surprisingly quick warm-up speed of 10 seconds, this printer is much better when it comes to its other counterparts.
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2. Canon Pixma MP600
Canon Pixma MP600 has a high quality print output, with sharp and crisp text and photos. With a mono speed of 30 ppm and color of 24 ppm and a color resolution of 9600x2400 dpi, it provides high quality color prints. However it lacks a film scanner or an automatic document feeder.
3. HP Officejet 9120 multifunction printer
This multifunction printer is great for an office workgroup for a home based business. It has an Ethernet print server and good multitasking ability with scanning, copying and fax abilities inbuilt. With a relatively good mono speed of 25 ppm and color of 22 ppm, and two sided copying, this printer suffices for home office use.
4. Samsung SCX 4200
This one’s a laser multifunction printer and has a 600x600 dpi resolution, a mono speed of 18 ppm. Being a laser printer, it is much better than the ink cartridges. It provides good quality prints and a reasonably good speed. All in all, the Samsung SCX 4200 multifunction printer comes at an affordable price which makes it good for home office use.
5. Epson AcuLaser CX11NF
This one’s a color laser multifunction printer and hence isn’t really great at printing color photos. However its good for text and graphics in general. The Epson AcuLaser CX11NF multifunction printer has an average speed of 18 ppm for text and 4 ppm for graphics (which can be quite slow). The tray input capacity is just 180 pages.
About the Author:
This Article is written by James Kara Murat from PrintCountry.com, the contributor of 10 Tips to save on your printer ink cartridges. A longer version of this article is located at Top 5 Multifunction Printer for Home Office Use, and some related resources can be found at Brother DCP 110C Printer.
Top 5 Color Laser Printers in the Market
When it comes to a color laser printer, one needs to choose the right one. Good quality and image resolution can make all the difference between mediocre and outstanding printouts. In this article, we provide reviews of the top 5 color laser printers in the market today.
1. DELL 3000cn
Among all the printer reviews, this one tops the list with a good margin. This compact, 25 ppm monochrome, 5 ppm color printer has a 2400x600 dpi resolution. The DELL 3000cn measures about 16.7x16.5x17 inches and weighs approximately 53 pounds. It has excellent color laser output quality as well as expandability. It is also compatible with Windows, Mac as well as Linux systems. Even small sized fonts are easily readable due to the superior quality of print. Its starter toner print cartridges come with a speed of 2000 pages for black and white and 1000 pages for color printouts. What makes it top the list are its superior quality of text as well as good, solid graphics – all at a very reasonable price.
2. Oki printing solutions C3400n
This printer is high on speed with 20 black and white pages printed per minute and 16 color pages every minute. It has a resolution capacity of 1200x600 dpi. It has about 4 print cartridges with a capacity of 1000 pages each. What places it second on the list is its speed and reasonably good text and graphics, all of which come at a surprisingly affordable price.
3. Brother HL 2700CN
This color laser printer is aimed primary for office usage as opposed to home use. It has a monochrome speed of 31 ppm and color of 8 ppm. The Brother HL 2700CN comes with starter toner print cartridges with a shelf life of 5000 pages for black and white and 3000 pages for three colors. What sets this one apart are the presence of both parallel and USB 2.0 and even 10/100TX networking ability.
4. Lexmark C510 s
This small office beauty prints with exceptional color and sharpness. Especially targeted at small business groups, the Lexmark C510 color laser printer provides plenty of features at a very affordable price. The printer comes in three varieties, has a mono speed of 30 ppm, 8 ppm color speed and is much faster than any other pure monochrome printers.
5. Samsung CLP500
With sharpness and brilliance in its printing as well as good mono and color speeds of 20 and 5 ppm respectively, this color laser printer comes at a reasonable price. It has a color resolution of 1200x600 dpi, good print quality and is quieter compared to its counterparts. The Samsung CLP500 has a print capacity of about 600 sheets, has a 64 MB memory, has both parallel and USB 2.0. The downer for this one is its bulky appearance (it measures 20x18.5x16 inches) and heavy weight (approximately 80 pounds). It’s best suited for people for whom color quality is paramount and not so much the volume of work.
About the Author:
This Article is written by James Kara Murat from PrintCountry.com, the contributor of How to choose a good office work printer. A longer version of this article is located at Top 5 Color Laser Printers, and some related resources can be found at Printer Ink for Epson Stylus Photo 2200 Printer.
You have just received your new printer and the box looks damaged with a nice expensive printer inside. All looks hopeless throw out the box it will likely not work.
What will my printer warranty cover? Your mouse pad
When the office printer color started to look a little off the manager called the local repair shop. To the manager’s surprise the clerk said that it would cost $50 but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself. The manager replied in astonishment “does your boss know that you discourage business that way? Yes, replied the clerk. It was his idea. We make more on repairs than cleanings if the owner tries to do it himself first.
A woman called tech support and said her computer couldn’t find the printer. The tech asked, “are you working under windows?” The woman replied “no I’m near the door but the guy in the next cubical is working under a window and his printer works fine.”
The printer is comprised of three main parts; the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
When the printer still will not work after 20 tries; try sending the print job to all 100 printers in the office. One of them is bound to work.
The fact that these five jokes are about all I found in the reference of printer jokes it is a sad state of affairs. How are cartridge sales people supposed to open a conversation with the local ink sales guy.
Generally, there are only so many ways to say; have you heard the one about the cartridge, printer and ink sales guys that walked into a bar? And then come up with a punch line. I know that I sure as heck do not have one. But I’ll tell you that if ink, cartridge and printer sales guys do walk into a bar I would want that punch line.
So, all you tech people with all those tech support questions and jokes, and all you managers that appear to be busy but are only using your drama degree get on the stick. My ink, cartridge and printer guys need a punch line and fast.
That’s right and fast they can see the light coming and it is blue. Some of the tech guys say it fades to black but we all know about the dreaded blue screen don’t we.
About the Author:
This Article is written by James Kara Murat from PrintCountry.com, the contributor of PrintCountry Printer Ink Cartridge Blog. A longer version of this article is located at Top Six Printer Jokes, and some related articles can be found at Get Creative with Old Printer Cartridges
Top 5 Multifunction Printers in the Market for Home Office Use
Multifunction printers have been talked about to a great extent in the last couple of years. So what’s the hype all about or rather why are they so great? The very fact that they have printer, copier and scanner all enclosed in the same unit offers a powerful combination of functionality and compactness. These especially are great for small businesses or home-based offices that cannot afford to buy separate printers, copiers and scanners for their daily requirements.
The top 5 in the market
When it comes to multifunction printers for home offices, one needs to look at several aspects – the first being the cost – though of course cost isn’t the only driver. Here we look at the top 5 picks in the best multifunctional printers and also state why they’re so good.
1. Brother MFC- 7820N Printer
This one’s a winner all the way. All of Brother’s multifunctional printers come with easy installation and set up. However, what sets this one apart from its siblings are compactness, high speed and affordability. It has sharp and crisp laser quality printing, has a scanning resolution of around 1200x1200 dpi. It has good quality fax as well. The layout and design is one of the most note-worthy aspects of this multifunction printer. The feeder in the printer is especially designed for even envelop printing, which makes this even more versatile. With an average speed of 20 ppm and a surprisingly quick warm-up speed of 10 seconds, this printer is much better when it comes to its other counterparts.
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2. Canon Pixma MP600
Canon Pixma MP600 has a high quality print output, with sharp and crisp text and photos. With a mono speed of 30 ppm and color of 24 ppm and a color resolution of 9600x2400 dpi, it provides high quality color prints. However it lacks a film scanner or an automatic document feeder.
3. HP Officejet 9120 multifunction printer
This multifunction printer is great for an office workgroup for a home based business. It has an Ethernet print server and good multitasking ability with scanning, copying and fax abilities inbuilt. With a relatively good mono speed of 25 ppm and color of 22 ppm, and two sided copying, this printer suffices for home office use.
4. Samsung SCX 4200
This one’s a laser multifunction printer and has a 600x600 dpi resolution, a mono speed of 18 ppm. Being a laser printer, it is much better than the ink cartridges. It provides good quality prints and a reasonably good speed. All in all, the Samsung SCX 4200 multifunction printer comes at an affordable price which makes it good for home office use.
5. Epson AcuLaser CX11NF
This one’s a color laser multifunction printer and hence isn’t really great at printing color photos. However its good for text and graphics in general. The Epson AcuLaser CX11NF multifunction printer has an average speed of 18 ppm for text and 4 ppm for graphics (which can be quite slow). The tray input capacity is just 180 pages.
About the Author:
This Article is written by James Kara Murat from PrintCountry.com, the contributor of 10 Tips to save on your printer ink cartridges. A longer version of this article is located at Top 5 Multifunction Printer for Home Office Use, and some related resources can be found at Brother DCP 110C Printer.
Top 5 Color Laser Printers in the Market
When it comes to a color laser printer, one needs to choose the right one. Good quality and image resolution can make all the difference between mediocre and outstanding printouts. In this article, we provide reviews of the top 5 color laser printers in the market today.
1. DELL 3000cn
Among all the printer reviews, this one tops the list with a good margin. This compact, 25 ppm monochrome, 5 ppm color printer has a 2400x600 dpi resolution. The DELL 3000cn measures about 16.7x16.5x17 inches and weighs approximately 53 pounds. It has excellent color laser output quality as well as expandability. It is also compatible with Windows, Mac as well as Linux systems. Even small sized fonts are easily readable due to the superior quality of print. Its starter toner print cartridges come with a speed of 2000 pages for black and white and 1000 pages for color printouts. What makes it top the list are its superior quality of text as well as good, solid graphics – all at a very reasonable price.
2. Oki printing solutions C3400n
This printer is high on speed with 20 black and white pages printed per minute and 16 color pages every minute. It has a resolution capacity of 1200x600 dpi. It has about 4 print cartridges with a capacity of 1000 pages each. What places it second on the list is its speed and reasonably good text and graphics, all of which come at a surprisingly affordable price.
3. Brother HL 2700CN
This color laser printer is aimed primary for office usage as opposed to home use. It has a monochrome speed of 31 ppm and color of 8 ppm. The Brother HL 2700CN comes with starter toner print cartridges with a shelf life of 5000 pages for black and white and 3000 pages for three colors. What sets this one apart are the presence of both parallel and USB 2.0 and even 10/100TX networking ability.
4. Lexmark C510 s
This small office beauty prints with exceptional color and sharpness. Especially targeted at small business groups, the Lexmark C510 color laser printer provides plenty of features at a very affordable price. The printer comes in three varieties, has a mono speed of 30 ppm, 8 ppm color speed and is much faster than any other pure monochrome printers.
5. Samsung CLP500
With sharpness and brilliance in its printing as well as good mono and color speeds of 20 and 5 ppm respectively, this color laser printer comes at a reasonable price. It has a color resolution of 1200x600 dpi, good print quality and is quieter compared to its counterparts. The Samsung CLP500 has a print capacity of about 600 sheets, has a 64 MB memory, has both parallel and USB 2.0. The downer for this one is its bulky appearance (it measures 20x18.5x16 inches) and heavy weight (approximately 80 pounds). It’s best suited for people for whom color quality is paramount and not so much the volume of work.
About the Author:
This Article is written by James Kara Murat from PrintCountry.com, the contributor of How to choose a good office work printer. A longer version of this article is located at Top 5 Color Laser Printers, and some related resources can be found at Printer Ink for Epson Stylus Photo 2200 Printer.